Friday, November 27, 2009

Marzocchi Junior T Bomber Travel



eternal love lasts three months.

One day I read that drugs were bad, from that day to stop reading.

Better known drunk alcoholic anonymous.

Truth is not absolute and that is absolutely true

If work is healthy, the sick work.


To address hunger and poverty ... Eat a poor!

I think it's best not to think.


Sight ... shoes full of shit.

am not completely useless, at least serve as a bad example

Todo tiempo pasado fue anterior.

Nunca le pegues a un hombre con anteojos..... Pégale con algo más duro y pesado.

Esta obsesión de suicidio me está matando.

Antes de perder la vida, prefiero la muerte!!
 

Yo no soy vegetariano porque ame a los animales.....   I am a vegetarian because I hate plants!

who is born poor and ugly that has great potential to grow is to develop both.

Any question has two aspects: the wrong one and ours.

There is a better world, but is expensive.

people are dying that had not died.

who wants to sky-blue and white mix.

fighting fish upstream dies electrocuted.

Last time: Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake.

He who laughs last did not get the joke.

If the mountain comes to you ... run ... is a landslide!

If a bird tells you you're crazy, this should be because the birds do not talk.

important thing is the money, health comes and goes.

Do not take life seriously, in the end will not come out of it alive.

military intelligence is a contradiction.

important thing is not to win but to lose another.

Psychiatry is the only business where the client "never right" How about!


classifieds humorous phrases.

looking girl green Old green.

Divorce 24 hours. Satisfaction guaranteed or refund to your spouse.


Old Man with Parkinson's disease offers to play maracas in Cuban musical group.


looking shy guy ... well ... err ... no, well ... nothing ... no matter ...


For diabetes sell my flute.

Change
cute dog Doberman by orthopedic hand.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Real Zumba Bodies Before And After

Phrases Explaining how babies are born in this technological age

EXPLAIN HOW THE BIRTH OF A CHILD IN THE XXI CENTURY
...... the stork? bees and flowers? the seed into the ground? ....... That's obsolete!
WE MODERN.

A beautiful day, a child asks his father:
- Dad, as was I born?
- All right son, one day we had to talk about this and I'll explain what you should know:
One day, Papa and Mama were connected to Facebook
Pope command Mama e-mail to us in a cybercafe.
discovered that we had many things in common and we understand very well.
Papa and Mama decided then to share our files.
We got hidden in the toilet and Pope introduced his Pen into the USB port of Mama. When they began to download the files, we realized that we had no firewall.
was too late to cancel the download and impossible to delete the files.
So is that nine months ....... ......... ......... VIRUS
appeared

High High Closed Cervix

no longer have to wait until Sunday to attend mass.



technology reaches religion. It is advertising a video game for the family practice to go to church but at home. The controller to play shaped crucifix with a rosary, and includes the bench for kneeling. The more you play, the more points you get Grace. The points can be changed to unravel the Sacred Mysteries.



I was wondering if this is joke or seriously. It is apparently quite seriously. I do not know who believes the church. One of two things. Or attack it, or you advertise in the Sunday sermon. The game is called "Mass: We pray" (Mass, we pray). What makes a company called Prayers Works Interactive. And in their introduction say

"We believe that it takes quality games based on traditional family values. Our mission is to fill this gap by creating high quality games that entertain, inspire and families closer to God." Prayers

Works Interactive

Seeing is believing (Or play to believe?)

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Can You Get Thrush Brazillian

virtual flight over New York

Many times I have had the dream of flight. In these dreams I recognize the roofs of buildings where step. And I can control my flight, which is the most pleasant of dreams. (And smoking anything strange)
This link provides the opportunity to virtually fly over the New York ciuad showing in incredible detail the streets and buildings.
Just Throw in a bit of imagination and
! A fly


Link

What Does A Pinky Ring Symbolize

Google street view

For those not familiar with Google street view to look around I recommend entering.
is a feature of Google Maps and Google Earth that lets you see 360-degree views of streets in selected cities. I was watching the city of Mexico, and found a view near my house. I see many applications. Among other occurs to me to tell someone how to get to a certain point of the city showing a view of the exact location. Very impressive.

To do this, the Google team sent cars to take pictures in the streets, joining them with satellite photos at Google Earth and Google Maps.

try it. Worthwhile. Link




On the other hand, some have already collected curious pictures displayed on the service, and can be found here. For now I'll see if Alcazar to distinguish the menu of a restaurat which is one block from my house.

curious street view photos

And here is captured the moment a bird uncivil not respect the House of Google Street View. Cam

Atack by bird

Can A 15 Year Old Be Diaper Punished

Tired of the battle of the sexes? Had Hitler been



Men and women are different, there's no doubt. And those differences are as much as we love what we hate each other.
But instead of focusing on the negative characteristics of both, why not celebrate the positive aspects? Let's start

women:

- Women are passionate, loving and caring.
- Women wept with joy.
- Women always do something to show how much they care.
- never stop to get what they think best for their children.
- Women have the ability to smile even in the worst moments.
- know how to turn a simple food at a feast.
- know overburdening the money.
- know how to comfort a sick friend.
- Women bring laughter and joy to the world.
- know how to entertain children for hours!
- are honest and loyal.
- Women have a will of iron under a soft look.
- will do everything possible to help a friend in need.
- Women cry easily against injustice.
- know how to make a man feel like a king.
- Women make the world a happier place.

Now, men:

- Men are good at moving heavy objects
and kill spiders.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

White Skin And Black Hair

facebook

Years ago I had heard the theory that if Hitler had had the power of television to transmit its propaganda, would likely have won the war, using wisely the motto of Goebbels. "A lie repeated 1000 times it becomes truth." Fortunately for the world
did not. But today, rather what we have done with the internet, and specifically Facebook.
There is a page where the author places small occurrences of original humor. And when I saw her, I really thought "How original" (I think I was not very original)
I loved his humor, especially the fact of combining data from history and use of Facebook with a touch of wit. Ahi

going, the gruesome story of Hitler's Facebook Link


liked
And if there is continued.

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Thursday, November 19, 2009

Projection Screens Curl

When something goes wrong with the hidden camera

There are times when the jokes Hidden Camera, when things get out of control. Presented below which apparently happened in a Russian program. As it is in Russian, we can see no sound. You may even be better.



Seeing the reaction of this man, one wonders at what point these jokes are passed incorrect. In most reality shows television, the participants sign contracts accepting the violation of privacy for the sake of entertainment. Candid Camera but programs like this are clearly not the same case. Well
. The jokers who decide to invade the privacy of those who do not expect it, carefully. In the United States can be sued. And if people in Russia kidding, you can win a beating. Here is another case of a joke that got out of control in Russia.



And the worst known case of a joke that got out of control. Actually happened in Russia.