then muniekiano fruit horoscope. How much animal, planet, constellation, let us everyday, the concrete!:
1st January to 1st March: Orange
March 2 to May 2, Melon
May 3 to 3 July: Kiwi
July 4 to September 4: Mandarina
September 5 to November 5: Apple
... November 6 to December 6: Pera
Orange:
Yours is vitamin C and your mission in world is becoming orange juice to strengthen young children and fight the flu. Do you like jokes about Galicia, orange vodka, beer and Sprite. Your color is orange (forgive the redundancy, if you do not became clear: ORANGE). Your favorite scent is the hot pizza. Rial hate and Tota Santillán. If you were a food you'd make a ham cannelloni. Melons fuck you, you fall in love madly with pears, but it always ends with mandarins. In your next life you were bald. Trauma of guy you because your mom wanted you did not buy the shoes Nubeluz. You look in the mirror and you put face model. Always wanted to be a garbage collector. Your dream is to play ping pong with Gerardo Romano.
Melon:
Your mission is indefenida, some say it is: those who want to sweeten sweetened, others say it is becoming the subject of holiday packages, accompanying the fetitas ham. You like Chinese jokes, tequila melon liqueur, Coca Zero and cherry tomatoes. You make all the fruits social and for having, you're hyper-sociable at times, and at times Rhodes awkwardly hermit. Pears fuck you are terribly incomprehensible and unclassifiable, but always ends amigándote with them, your love is impossible kiwifruit (about size, saw). Trauma of guy you because your mother would not buy the Yo-Yo Xuxa that came with makeup and perfumito. You dance in front of the mirror and you go 12 laps before sleep (lr-lr-lr-lr-lr-lr-l). Ever wanted to be Susan. Your dream is to play Atari with Nacha Guevara.
Kiwi : Sos
fighter, brave boy!, Yours is vitamin C and your mission in the world is gaining price as possible. You hate to oranges because they are popular (and less vitamin C than you!) And bland (you have hairs and you're green inside.) Are you afraid of the Epilady (afraid of losing your identity.) Your dream is to drive a Ferrari and learn to DJ Tiesto. At parties like being the center of attention, and you easily Fortified. Your favorite drink is the lemoncello. Well you get along with melons, you fall in love madly with pears, but if you make the changes difficult mandarins. Your father never took you to the circus because the clowns said they would want to eat. You say you're abroad, but were born in Maipú, a Bolivian shack. You like Hellmann's mayonnaise. Trauma when you dream with your grandmother in garter. Your dream is to buy a sulky yellow, with ponies and go out with Gianola.
Mandarina :
're a / a despot in power, you like giving orders, you're screwed / o. Yours is the best option (and cheaper) of the common people of Argentina. Evita're the fruit. Do you like jokes about Chileans and Mexicans. Are you afraid to eggs. Mirás secretly Cosmopolitan and Fashion TV. Your favorite drink is the Terma Serrano. Your mother was a Rhodesia, and trauma you to find out. Always wanted to have an apple as best friend, but they are all about gouaches and you settle for whatever comes. When you see them hit pears, because. Do not you like to be bossed around, you like to give them. I would like to have an army of radishes. When no one sees you, imitate Alexandra Rampolla. Eras chairperson of the Club de Antonio Rios fans. Your dream is to play shuffleboard with David Coperfield.
Apple :
're passive, kind, sympathetic and compliant. Your mission is to conquer the world, quietly. Never banks or pears or mandarin oranges, or melons, but disregard it and do as I do, because everything is Utilisima warmth, and Kung Fu and Tai Chi ... and that. Are you afraid to Robocop and weep when you saw Terminator. Always wanted to be slim, but never came (it can not give the tape, it is irreversible yours). Listen to Cristian Castro and Enrique Iglesias and dancing to "Rain falls on me ... slowly, who cares, if you'm happy AY AY AY AY Ayay I'M IN LOVE" (aia, memandealfrentecomoloca). Your favorite magazine is "Faces" and amuse you lot watching Lucho Avilés. Ever wanted to go out with a kiwi police, but no. You're addicted to contraceptives (thomas up to 5 per day) and you like the smell of the garages. Do you want a pet bug. Your dream is to have a floating cloud like Goku.
Pera :
're rare, sooo RARA. No one understands you, but do not care (or other). Escabullís you're slippery and easily. Sos complex. I like to go out with a melon but never found with the times, you hate to mandarins but not know why. When nobody sees you, you do break dance. I like the smell of kerosene. Plancharías you if you had hair. Trauma because your dad you would not buy the Lego pirate ship, or the GI-Joe you wanted. You did not like the Muppets because they were too color. As a kid you were president of the fan club of Bobby Goma. Never understood what it meant: "intransigent" and "unimpeachable." I like the word "sweet." I like humor black and Woody Allen movies. When you walk count the number of blocks that you do. Are you afraid of the Kiwis. Sos exhibitionist and night work as a stripper at a nightclub. Your dream is to move next to Edgar Volcan, and make the small step of jackals.
