Know if you are postmodern enough to be inserted into the postmodern society in a satisfactory way:
your partner is attracted:
a) The body, obviously. I like when you wiggle reggaeton and everything decays / a.
b) Nothing, because of alcohol ended up dating him / her.
c) His intellectual world is re nerd and I love to be antisocial.
d) Your Money.
e) His character, says bullshit but with attitude.
f) Still not found / I have no partner.
2) If you do not have a partner is because:
a) I'm so self-centered and narcissistic that I can not devote so much valuable time to another.
b) I'm lazy.
c) I washed the grass of the mate.
d) Do not know what "partner" and do not know how to use the dictionary.
e) My dog \u200b\u200bhas not yet agreed to my proposal, but I'm at it.
f) I'm too beautiful to have a partner, I need to divide my time at all / you my fans.
3) Your favorite drink on nights out is:
a) Gin Tonic / Gancia beat / Sparkling wine.
b) Beer / Beer /
c) Water
d) melon liqueur Speed \u200b\u200b/ Speed \u200b\u200bwith tequila / Speed \u200b\u200bwith vodka.
e) Terma Serrano.
f) Vodka / Geneva / Whisky / Tequila / Ron
g) Anything (once I took kerosene).
4) When you watch TV, you see?:
a) and Cosmopolitan TV Fashion TV.
b) Utilisima Satellite / Discovery / CartoonNetwork / PeopleandArts /
Cinemax / Eurochannel / I-sat
c) Playboy / Venus
d) All spent in Sony, E! And Warner Channel.
e) channel Animal Planet and Chile.
5) How many times a day you look in the mirror about?
a) More than 80 times, I have a mirror on each wall of the house and watching me as I'm walking, next month I put a mirror on the ceiling, looking at me from above as well ... In the floor can? I will find out.
b) Between 3 and 10 times a day, I consider it necessary to check if I'm presentable.
c) Between 20 and 30 times per day, and when I walk I see my reflection in the glass business to make sure I'm still beautiful.
d) Once I said 3 times in the mirror: "CUCOMAN CUCOMAN CUCOMAN" and nothing happened. Just did not understand the question ... I told my friend bought a gold bag?
e) I do not look, I covered the mirrors in cardboard I am thinking of hiding in the closet.
6) If you could be an object, what object would it be?
a) clothing or an accessory ... (I used to much)
b) A fruit or food ... (So \u200b\u200bbite me, I'm a masochist)
c) An instrument ... (For me them.)
e) A poster, picture, painting, etc ... (I look for).
f) A book (to try to play me)
g) A song (I listen to and / or dance with me)
7) If you drop an old street, you:
a) did not understand the question.
b) He runs out and buys 1kg of potatoes.
c) Wait a while, look around and see if anyone else has to help the lady, and if not, help.
d) is thrown to the floor and pretends to sleep.
e) Immediately run to the aid of the lady with the face of Superman.
f) Shake.
8) How are your friends?
a) Equal to me why I chose them, are so beautiful and popular as me.
b) Some like me, different ones, I have mixed groups of friends.
c) Poor and dirty.
d) I have friends, I have a dog.
9) One of his dreams might be:
a) Have a mansion, a couple of Ferraris, a couple of exotic animals, and parties every night.
b) Have eternal alcohol and party every night.
c) Get married, have children, and devote myself to cook or work.
d) Being famous / ay travel around the world.
e) Stir with Ricky Maravilla.
10) His idol is:
a) Paris Hilton
b) Lia Crucet
c) Charly García
d) Madonna
e) Splinter
Results:
Majority
a)
Posmo besetting Sos TAN:
you like baby pink, white and you did not miss an episode of "Sex in the City." You are informed about the latest in fashion and you meet the designers memory, taking advantage of time to name them and prove that your hours of Fashion TV paid off. Listening to electronic music, technical / dance / house at all times, and if you want to relax you listen to Chill Out. Dj Tiesto adore (but adored by Dj Dero), you will see Soda (probably already have your ticket) and obviously you will not lose Creamfields! Yclaro that you take your mineral water and jump like a mad cornalitos all day. You have 2 friends and 20 known to those masks and I call "friends" but never hit it. Your words / catch phrase is: "Obviously," "love," "I", "infartante" or superlatives such as "mega" "re-re." Studies tourism / marketing / hotel / fashion design / graphic design / pr and would like to make a bartending course. Your dream is to travel around the world and go from party to party. Your place is Ibiza. Your ideal names are: Corinne, Emily, Thomas, Luciana, Romina or Delfina. You do not like the books because they have too much text, prefer magazines: Cosmopolitan, Vogue, etc.. Your favorite movies are Hollywood, preferably featuring some famous actor Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Keanu Reeves. Most
b and g)
You do not have a fucking Posmo:
hate the baby pink, white and pastel colors. Never came up with the money to buy a pill of ecstasy or so I prefer the cheap vodka or the worst, the wine box. Hate Babasónicos, retro sunglasses, oversized striped clothes. Your dream is to have money to go out on weekends and buy lots of cheap vodka, buy a car or a motorcycle, and new equipment for the viola / bass. You may not study, and if you study, the races are likely Philosophy / Sociology / History / Art / etc. Your ideal names are: Matthew, Alexander, Mary, Florence, Paula, Paul and Rodrigo. Your music is rock, metal, grunge and reggae. Your favorite movies are the funny / bizarre / terror and where higher aposmodernismo: The Films of Porcel and Olmedo, rocker Paolo idolize and dress all their videos on youtube. You do not like romantic movies. Your place where there is any alcohol, music you like and have a couple of friends. I like the high contrast in all aspects of your life and in all areas (read: clothes, food, affection, etc.).. As a kid you played a lot of the family, and they burn the toes of both press the joystick button. I you have a phobia of peas. Eras fana or Robotech Mazinger.
Most e) d)
Postmodern're not, you're RARE:
're weird, there's not much to say, I like what I most dislike. You do not do what the majority do not know if by default or by simple innate oddity. If all you listen you hear pop folklore. If you use you all wear pink orange and green. The races that you choose are the least popular: Naval Engineering, Agronomy, or may even get to enlist in the force area. Coya you have a canary yellow hat, a striped scarf in different colors every so often you put on stockings bizarre colors (different pairs). You have a rare pet (iguana, spider, duck, frog, mosquito, bat, etc) and you put names singers or writers, and you probably have a duck African dwarf called "Emanuelito Kant." Prefer to walk to use public transportation (not to mention car, you do not have, not only because it reaches the physical capital income but also because they have a means of transportation, prefer a skateboard). I like movies rather under, the French independent cinema, Senegalese, Iraqi and Moroccan.
Most
c) f): You're half postmodern
:
postmodern're a small piece, but not much. If there is to be postmodern to fit you put a little care and you're able to change that shirt taupe a blue shirt, or even green, but pink ... baby? A drastic change, we must think about it first (you also hope that you have ever becomes fashionable blue) You're like a living amoeba overactive to try to capture the line of civilized society trying to keep some beliefs (few ) personal. Sometimes you think you should have been born in another time because obviously IS NOT IT IS. Sometimes you're weird, sometimes you're postmodern, you're sometimes romantic, sometimes realistic, like you do not lock you into any category, you're afraid of hard tags and try to jump on subculture subculture achieved without any catch you (warning: you going to be without power for both jumping and you will be thrown in a subculture in the least want to get caught, OJO)
c) f): You're half postmodern
:
postmodern're a small piece, but not much. If there is to be postmodern to fit you put a little care and you're able to change that shirt taupe a blue shirt, or even green, but pink ... baby? A drastic change, we must think about it first (you also hope that you have ever becomes fashionable blue) You're like a living amoeba overactive to try to capture the line of civilized society trying to keep some beliefs (few ) personal. Sometimes you think you should have been born in another time because obviously IS NOT IT IS. Sometimes you're weird, sometimes you're postmodern, you're sometimes romantic, sometimes realistic, like you do not lock you into any category, you're afraid of hard tags and try to jump on subculture subculture achieved without any catch you (warning: you going to be without power for both jumping and you will be thrown in a subculture in the least want to get caught, OJO)
